Hong Kong will be a city of death soon
Pay me $1 billion or I won't stop
Anthrax is a poor man's nuclear weapon
The US ranks it as the no. 1 biohazard
Why did the ball blow up? When will be the next?
We don't know
Half a million?
All men get help from women
Teach me, please
$500 for a lesson Deal
OK
It's so easy to earn $500
Any good show?
No, I could see nothing
I want change
There should be a $10 coin
I haven't seen it
Want me as your teacher? Yes
I want only 6 tarts as the tuition fee
No, Bowie. I want...
Want me!
So corny. Get out of here
The computer locks onto this unit
We gotta be careful!
Action!
Seal it off! Evacuate anybody
Yes madam
Freeze!
Kin
What's up?
Kin, are you OK? Alright?
Don't worry. He's OK
You've scared me stiff
Why're there so many people?
Any accomplice in Hong Kong?
Where's the anthrax?
You know Cantonese?
Though he said nothing we got enough evidence to charge him
We found a bottle of anthrax in Kam's flat
The witness said he attacked the Government Offices & convenience store
Department of Justice will sue him
We cracked the case in a short time
Don't you hope so? Or he'd take more lives
Madam's a great leader
Don't say that
I won't treat you to a high tea
I'm satisfied with you all. Well done
Thank you madam
Get on with your work
Are you free tonight?
It's always on you
Welcome, angels This round is on the house
Thank you
See you later Here comes my buffet. Enjoy yourself
There's buffet?
He means his new girlfriend
Why's she so called?
Women of 20're buffets
Guys queue for them
Interesting
How about women of 30?
They're mahjong dinners
Guys can't wait to finish them
Anymore?
For women of 40, veg dinners
Guys have them on fast days only
Women of 50're year-end dinners
Guys have them once in a year
So sarky
The Hong Kong guys suck
The chicks're just the same
They only call them a different way meal tickets
I agree
What're you talking about?
Inspector Yeung Hello!
Joe, what kind of meal do you like?
It's late
I gotta do a facial at home and keep my buffet
I don't wanna be a mahjong dinner
Bye. Inspector Yeung
What were you talking about?
The favorite meals of guys
What do you like?
Family meal
What's so funny?
Nothing. Why do you see me?
Tell me
Are you free tonight?
Free tonight?
Remember what I told you last time?
What's that?
Training. Elixir of love
I was kidding But I'm serious
Just treat it like a practice
I'll break up with Susan if we can't go together
Just help me. We can't go like that
Susan, after the dinner, let's watch DVD at my room
You used to go like that?
Yes. Any problems?
You've skipped the steps Women're sensitive
They know what's on your mind
So...
Gotta be natural. Let her relax
Don't make her think of sex first
So difficult. I really want it
Cheat even yourself
Gotta be natural. Cheat myself
OK. I got it. Once more
Hey... Let's chat
Chat? Why?
Chat does matter
Women need communication
A woman talks 7000 words every day
A man 2000 words only
By the way, what're your topics?
We talk about current affairs and news of her school
We talk a lot but nothing special
That means no communication
Women need men's concern and attention
OK
What do you think about me today?
Any thing new?
OK, you fail
The training's over
Fail? Did I say anything wrong?
Think it over It'll do you good
Can I answer it again? Give me another chance
Out
One chance
Help
Stop. What're you up to?
A game only. Madam
Play it at home
Go home Go home
OK. We go home. Madam
Go. Bye
Bastard
Are you OK? Did they beat you?
Kin, see who's coming?
Mommy
Kin
Madam, hi, there
He left a copybook. So I brought it here
Thank you
Your eyes are red. Have you wept?
The bad guys bullied me. Bowie helped me out
Bad guys?
Many bad eggs are around
Madam helps us a lot
Thank you Don't mention it
Let me introduce my wife, Ping
She just come to Hong Kong
Congratulations on your family reunion
Ping, madam's so nice
She baby-sits Ken and helps him with his homework
Thank you for your help
Don't mention it
Everything'll be OK with your wife
Sure. My boss let her work here
Really? Good
You two can work together
I gotta go now
See you later
Say bye to Bowie
Bye
You'll sprain your waist if you go like this
Let me teach you later
Boss, here comes Hing Kee's stuff
OK
I'm patient and powerful
I brought you your college certificate
Keep it well
It means nothing in Hong Kong
Only relationship matters here
I can only be a deliverer these years
I can hardly earn a living
But you'll change my life
We'll have a better future if we work together
Stop. Do it later
How's your work?
Can I work elsewhere?
How come?
Kin's so young
I wanna take care of him when I'm here
No way
It's hard to get ajob in Hong Kong
A graduate makes some grand only
You got 4 grand now
And you can look after Kin. Not a bad job
Forget about it. I may win a luck draw later
It costs you $20 a ticket
I'd rather have a meal with Kin
No. Go to cinema instead
He's a movie buff
You got $20 only. Can you go with him?
But I made many bets
You said you bet $5 only. You lied to me
When did you bet? How much?
$5 only
I'll beat you
I'll beat you. Your turn
This one. Or you'll lose
Sorry... Go on
Go on... right
Aunt, I've been punching for a long time
When should I stop?
You haven't done the basic moves well
Time's up Time's up
$500. Thank you
OK
It's not enough. I got only $400
I got some coins only. Pay up later
Clear it off now. OK?
See you tomorrow
Aunt, have breakfast with me?
It's on you
Rice sheet rolls, crullers
Thank you
What a nice pair of crullers
All Chinese crullers're in pairs
Unless the chef cheats you
Rice sheet roll
It's so gluey, aunt
It's OK. But the sheet's too thick
More water can help The chef's not first class
The congee's thick. So lovely, just like...
What?
You said the watery congee thick?
You gotta check your tongue
Lucky that the meal's on you
Are you hungry? Want any chow mein?
I'm starving
Good idea. Let me order it
Quick! OK
Chow mein, please
Shut up
You're too rude
Yes, aunt
Yes... I got it, Bro Kwong
OK... I'll make it in a week, OK?
Yes... I'll join you
OK. Thank you
Damn, is she a moron?
I've made it clear enough
Can't she feel it? Is she a fool?
You can change overnight
You should be glad that she ate your meal
No... Settle it tonight
I'll play mahjong with her
That's crazy
You wanna win 300 grand from her?
She's a mahjong master
Do as I told you
Quick
3 of a kind
3 circles
Go
3 of a kind, 1 bamboo
5 circles
Listen, be careful
Be careful OK
Be careful
40 thousand
Great
A flush
Damn. Are you crazy?
How can you lose 20 rounds?
I told you to be careful
Not a chip left Pay up
Forget it. Enjoy the game
Have you ever lost so much?
Got a kick?
Yes. Sorry
Let me go out
Why?
Go to the toilet. After me
So troublesome. Mix the tiles
Be right back
Quick
I've known you over a decade
But you're not the captain used to be
You're talking nonsense. Go to see a shrink
Stay put. You've changed
You lost your appetite and will power
Stay away from my business
Stay away? We're brothers
I hate to see you die for a gal
You'll ruin yourself one day
I'm out of control. I do love her
I do love her. Got it?
Quickie, love is innocent
You know what I'm like
I'm mean
But I paid her $500 for 1 lesson
$500 for 1 lesson. A good $500!
Captain, you're penniless
Can you manage it like that?
Listen, it's not worth it
Get real
I do love her. I got no way out
At this point... I'm helpless
Just like your love for Bowie
I'm madly in love with Fa
Leave me alone
I hate my love
Captain... come on...
I hate to see you like that, captain
Captain
Excuse me, what's the wind?
North
Throw the dice
7
Why are your hands bleeding?
I'm alright
No, you need to go to hospital
No, thanks. A little blood only
Don't bother
Your hands are dripping blood
You're a busybody Stay away from men's business
Play mahjong
Draw Draw
Draw
Go
Intercept him
What's wrong with you?
Get away. I'm watching TV
That's it
Are you les?
Nonsense. Do I look like les?
I'm 100% % straight
Straight? But you're cool towards Keung
He may love you true
He's a crook
Now he hated me and now he loved me
He's not serious
But he broke his knuckles for you
He might just fake it
Fa, you're not young
Don't be so choosey
My dad's the only trustworthy guy
You fear that he's not serious
That's simple. Test him
I promise it works!
Captain, it's not worth it
Get real
It'll be more natural
Natural? Natural!
How about this scene?
I'm out of control
I hate my love
Cut... This line's a bit too much
Not really
You was about to knock down the wall
That's too much
I like that scene. It's so touching
Girls must love it coz only men'll do that
OK. I won't overact next time
You won't for sure
Your fists swell like the dumplings
It's unavoidable to make sacrifice
Saw how Fa was touched by that?
To attain my goal, I'll capture her
Miss, it's my fan
Sorry
Keep the stance
Straighten the waist
Look ahead
Not bad
OK
What's wrong with your eyes?
Alright
Alright? Wipe off your sleep
Sorry
Go on Yes
I'll celebrate the birthday of Grandmaster
As a member of Hawk's Claw Clan, you should join me to the circuit
Got it, aunt
Go on
Look ahead. Punch
Who's calling?
Joe
One more chance
OK
What do you think of me today?
You got new contact lens
You've treated your hair so it looks silky
Good
You got a new perfume
Yes...
Jerk
I made it
Cheers for my passing out
Cheers Cheers
Hug me
Don't be afraid. Have a try
Don't act like a wrestler
Be skilful, please
A skilful hug?
It distinguishes humans from the animals
Human needs communication
Hug is one of the means Especially for women
They care about the feeling of being hugged
I don't know. Let me try
OK. A woman likes this feeling
The feeling of being taken into a man's arms
and leaning against him
Then the two heads get closer
At that time, the man'd hug her tenderly
Like this?
That's all for today
It's late. I gotta sleep
It's time to leave
Goodnight Goodnight
Thank you
Hello?
Hello? Sam? Are you OK?
I'm OK. Don't take it seriously
I don't. Just a practice
I won't take it seriously
Alright. Have a good rest
Bye Bye
Is it too much for him?
Bowie, wait
Let it be. He won't lose his way
Really?
How long will it take to get there?
Not long. No more than 30 strides
Your legs're limp?
No
Aunt, you're so nice
You dad must be a nice man
Yes. Circuit people're not barbarians
We're nice people
You fear? You fear her dad?
No, I don't
Relax. My dad's a nice guy
The celebration begins. Hurry
Wait for me
Dad
Fa
You're so late Welcome
I fear you'd be late
We won't. Allow me to introduce my dad, Sifu Yiu Ying-biu
Bowie
Hi, uncle
Hi, uncle. I'm Chippy Shi
He's my new...
New pupil
How do you do? Sifu Yiu
Fine, thanks. You look great
Let's have a look on Fa's pupil
Have you trained him?
Is he good enough?
No, thanks
Take your time
Every brother
Today's the birthday of Grandmaster
Our village was founded 200 years ago
From Grandmaster of Hawk's Claw Clan to my wife,
there're 36 generations altogether
As the acting head of the clan, I chair this ceremony
After the worship of Grandmaster
we'll worship the other masters in the ancestral hall
Bravo Bravo
Aunt, where's the toilet?
Inside Go inside?
Yes. Just go to the end OK
I'll find it inside
There? God bless me
I got Hawk's Claw
No...
Stop
Terrific. I'm so lucky
Sorry
Captain, everybody glares at you
You wrecked their ancestral hall, mind yours
Take it easy
Get away... you're squeezing me
Take it easy
Get away... you're squeezing me
Everybody, though it's not a happy day, I have to toast our new member
Keung Yes
Drink it and be an obedient pupil
Good. Cheers Cheers!
Enjoy your meal
Enjoy it, guy
Thank you
Why don't you eat? The dish is bad?
No
What a sumptuous feast. I'm blessed
Enjoy it
Fa, you feel affection for Dan?
I'll spare him if so. Or else...
I don't know him very well. Do as you like
I'm full up, bro
You've been trained for a long time
I'd like to test your Kung Fu
Hang on
What should I do?
Please
They're all my pupils. Pick your opponent
No. We're friends
Hello
Sorry to bother you
Sorry
So sorry
I pick you, kiddo
Sorry...
Come on, big brother
Captain, go go go
Fight
Are you OK?
So brutal
Hopeless. He can't take even two strikes
No, he's taken many strikes
It's useless. He hides behind a woman
The brains beat the fists in 21st century
You saw it
He didn't utter a word though he was whacked
What a tough guy
He just couldn't utter it. Stupid
What is love? It's labor and blood
Your dad's a poet?
I gotta do something
Captain, the circuit people're barbarians
That guy beat a map out of your back
That bitch's doomed to be a spinster
Her dad's a barbarian, her bro a freak
Damn it. They're savages I won't be with them
Be gentle
Wanna give up, Captain?
No. I won't waste the effort
What then?
I'll grab that 300 grand
I'll get her money, not her
and give her an indelible brand
Captain!
Sifu Yiu, morning. Morning exercise?
Keung. Fa's not as tough as she seems
She's vulnerable. Follow me
Yes, sir
I fell for her mom at first sight
But she wasn't allowed to marry an outsider
Just like Fa and me?
I didn't give up and dated her
It was a sunny day with birds singing and everywhere looking fresh
I can never forget it
Sifu Yiu's so romantic. I admire you
But things were unpredictable
A sudden wind blew her scarf to the lake
I jumped into it and get the scarf at once
So, she was touched and then married me
That lake is called Jade Lake
Jade Lake? Where's it?
Here
Here's Jade Lake?
You said the lake was clear. But now...
30 years elapsed. Gone are the days
I see
What's up?
Get it
You're kidding
Fa slept with this dolly since she was a kid
She stopped doing it at 18
If you love Fa true, jump and get it
Do you mean it? You're kidding
Get it! I'm serious
Fa, your dad's wicked
The water's dirty enough to kill him
Call an ambulance now
Shut up. Guess if he jumps
So wicked
Do you love her true?
Yes
Damn
I gotta... leave
He jumped! Fa
Awesome
Cheers for Captain. He got it
Fa, he's great Can't you see it? So touching
The salt fish is for you
Thank you, Bro Cow
Sun-baked veg - best for making soup
Thank you so much
When'll you see me again?
Whenever I'm free
Treat my girl well. She's the real thing
I will. Don't worry
Fa, see me when you're free
Got it
Stop here, please
I gotta go, uncle
Bye Bye
Fa, he survived the test of the villagers
Do you feel his heart now?
A little bit only
Give him a chance?
Maybe. Just wait and see
He got it
Kin got 97 marks in dictation
Coz you taught me
Kin's so smart. Let me give you a gift
Really? Sure
Great
OK. Time's up
Clear up your stuff
Kin, let me open the door
Tsun Madam
Pick up Kin? Yes
Good foodstuffs
Dad
Good boy. I'm off today
I pick up Kin after going to the market
Then I'll wait for the dinner
I scored 97 marks in dictation
Bowie's gonna give me a gift
97 marks? Madam, don't spoil him
A candy's good enough
No. I gotta give him a prize
Say thank you to Bowie
Thank you, Bowie
Don't bother Bowie. We gotta go
Say bye to Bowie
Bye, Bowie Bye
Thank you, madam. Bye
Help...
Stay put. Put on it. Listen?
Put on it or you'll catch cold
Stay put or I'll bite you
I got you
Put on it
Honey, meal's ready? Need a hand?
Why did you paw my wife?
What? When did I do that?
She's told me. You can't deny it
Don't talk nonsense
When did I paw you? Which hand?
Think twice before you speak
Bowie For you
It's cute
Promise me to work hard?
Like it?
I love it. Thank you, Bowie
Good boy
Bastard. How could you say that?
You nuts. Is she a beauty?
I need to make it with her? I can visit a hooker with $300. Nuts
You add insult to her? Are you human?
Stop No
Your wife scratched me. Pay for it
You nuts. You're fired
Scumbag
No... No
Ping
Dad, mom Ping, stay
Ping
Stay, Ping
Ping, listen to me
Ping, let's talk
Ping... let's talk
Leave me alone. I've shamed you
Shamed me? You're my wife
It's not your fault. Right?
Let's talk
We don't want that
Our sufferings are just over
Kin and I can't do without you
Don't think too much
Ping
Are you OK?
Ping... answer me
Ping
Honey
Help... Help... Help... Help...
Ping